me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
i wanna be cool and wear jeans and a shirt but i wanna wear GREAT BIG VICTORIAN DRESSES AND CURL MY HAIR but i wanna wear a 50s poodle skirt with a beehive but i wanna wear a ballgown but i wanna wear a WEDDING DRESS ALL THE TIME but i wanna dress up like a dragon but i wanna wear hogwarts robes but i wanna wear shorts and a plaid top you get me
|straight couple:||*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*|
|straight couple:||*grabs each other's asses in public*|
|straight couple:||*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*|
|gay couple:||*holds hands in public*|
|straight people:||that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN|
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
the last one
These are gold.
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